Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why don't oysters give to charity? They are shellfish.
What did one sock say to the other sock? I'll go on ahead, you go on foot.
Did you hear about the constipated composer? He couldn't finish his last movement.
Why did the belt go to jail? For being a waist of time.
What did the tomato say to the chicken? You've got too many legs for a vegetable.
Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict.
How do you unlock a bathroom door? With a poo-code.
What did one toilet bowl say to the other toilet bowl? You're my number one.
Why did the toilet brush refuse to work? It was on strike.
Why did the bacteria skip school? They didn't want to catch a bus.
Why did the mirror go to school? It wanted to learn reflection.
What did one sink say to the other sink? You wash, I'll dry.
Why did the gum stick to the shoe? It had a sole mate.
Why did the toothbrush apply for a job? It wanted to brush up on its skills.
What did one soap say to the other soap? You're a bar above the rest.
Why did the toilet seat file a complaint? It was tired of getting sat on.
Why was the bathtub embarrassed? It couldn't keep its drain shut.
What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Winnie the Poop.
Why did the toilet paper need a vacation? It was feeling wiped out.
What did one soap dish say to the other soap dish? Stay clean, my friend.
Why did the soap opera win an award? It had great chemistry.