Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the bathroom stall!

What do you call a pile of poop in the bathroom? A stool sample!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To wipe out the competition!

What's a vampire's least favorite bathroom fixture? The mirror - no reflection!

Why did the shampoo go to therapy? It had too many issues to lather with!

How do you catch a squirrel in the bathroom? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Why did the soap take a trip? To get a little bar of sunshine!

What did the toilet say to the janitor? I'm feeling a little flushed!

Why did the toilet paper bring a flashlight to the bathroom? To shed some light on the situation!

What do you call a bathroom singer? A loo-talented!

Why did the germ feel lonely? It was too small to fit in!

Why did the toilet paper feel blue? It was feeling a little wiped out!

What did the soap say to the towel? You really soak it up!

Why did the shampoo bottle go to a comedy show? To get a good lather in laughter!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Bear-y clean!

Why don't eggs tell jokes in the bathroom? They might crack up!

Why did the belt go to the bathroom? To hold up the pants!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you basin me?

Why do cows make bad roommates in the bathroom? They always leave the toilet seat down!

Why did the mushroom go to the bathroom? Because it's a fungi to be around!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Bear-y interesting!