Why did the toilet paper get a promotion? It was on a roll!

Why did the cheese go to the bathroom? To get sliced!

What do you call a bathroom superhero? Captain Underpants!

What did the sink say to the toilet? You're a real drain!

Why did the toilet paper blush? Because it saw the butt crack!

Why did the bathroom scale break up with the mirror? It couldn't handle the reflection!

How do you find Will Smith in the bathroom? Look for fresh prints!

What's the best time to go to the bathroom? When it's turtley necessary!

Why did the soap go to the bathroom? It wanted a clean break!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You really know how to stick it out!

Why did the fart go to the bathroom? It wanted to air things out!

How do you know if a bathroom is empty? The door is ajar!

What did the poop say to the fart? You crack me up!

Why did the bathroom take up stand-up comedy? It was tired of being taken for granite!

What do you call a bathroom that cleans itself? A sham-poo!

What did the teeth say to the toothbrush? Get in line, it's time for a brushing!

Why did the toilet brush break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the dirty work!

What do you call a bathroom with a lot of jokes? A laugh-tory!

How do you know if the bathroom is haunted? You hear noises coming from the drain!

Why did the soap go to the bathroom party? It wanted to lather up the room!

What did the shower head say to the bathtub? Let's make waves together!