Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the bathroom in the nude!
What did the toilet say to the plunger? You're really stuck on me!
What did the sink say to the toilet? Stop being so draining!
Why did the soap go to the party? It heard it was a real scrubbing event!
Why did the toothbrush refuse to share? It had too much plaque!
Why did the sponge refuse to work? It was all washed up!
What did the shower say to the bathtub? You're looking drained!
Why did the razor blade go to the comedy show? It wanted to cut up!
What did the toilet say to the plunger? Stop sucking up to me!
Why did the hairdryer blush? It saw some steamy action!
What did the toilet say to the bathroom door? You're a real knob!
Why did the soap jump out of the shower? It wanted to be a bar star!
What did the toothpaste say to the mouthwash? You're mint to be together!
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a mosquito? Baa-d blood-sucker!
Why did the bathroom get embarrassed? It saw the toilet paper roll!
Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen? They just couldn't mesh!
What did the toothbrush say to the teeth? Don't forget to floss me!
Why did the toilet brush get a promotion? It knows how to clean up well!
What did the soap bar say to the washcloth? You scrub up nicely!
Why couldn't the towel find its mate? It kept getting hung up!
Why did the shower curtain break up with the shower rod? It needed space to breathe!