What did one towel say to the other towel? Let's dry off the competition!

Why couldn't the faucet trust anyone? It had too many leaks!

What did the toilet paper say to the tissue? I've got your backside covered!

Why did the soap bar turn red? It saw the shower's hot water!

What did one mouthwash say to the other mouthwash? Let's rinse and repeat!

Why couldn't the shampoo find a hat that fit? It had too many lathers!

What did the toothbrush say to the floss? I'm flossome, aren't I?

Why did the toilet paper roll downhill? To wipe out the competition!

What did the shampoo say to the conditioner? I'm feeling lathered up!

Why did the soap go to school? To clean up its act!

Why did the gum cross the road? To stick to the other side!

Why did the napkin go to the bathroom? To wipe up the mess!

What did one plunger say to the other plunger? I've got your back, buddy!

Why did the tissue go to the party? It heard they were having a snotfest!

What did the fart say to the burp? You blow me away!

Why couldn't the bar of soap find love? It kept washing its chances away!

Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the crack!

What did one bathtub say to the other bathtub? I'm going down the drain!

Why couldn't the faucet find a date? It had too many leaks!

What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet seat? You always lift me up!

How do you know if a bathroom is cool? It always has a refreshing attitude!