Why did the hairbrush go to the bathroom? It wanted to comb through some problems!

What did the toilet brush say to the toilet? Let's clean this mess up together!

How do you know if a bathroom is happy? It's always in good spirits!

Why did the toothpaste go to the bathroom? It wanted to brush up on its skills!

What did the toilet say to the sink? I'm feeling flushed!

What did one toilet paper say to the other? You're on a roll!

How do you make a bathroom laugh? Tell it a dirty joke!

Why did the toilet paper blush? Because it saw the crack!

Why is the bathroom always so smart? It's always thinking on the throne!

What did the toilet brush say to the plunger? We make quite the pair!

Why was the bathroom scale upset? It gained some weight in compliments!

What did the soap say to the towel? You're a good dry friend!

What's the difference between a toilet and a school? One teaches you crap while the other helps you flush it!

Why did the math book look constipated? It had too many problems to solve!

Why was the plant so excited to be in the bathroom? It heard it was a prime spot for number ones and twos!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? I'll always be there for you!

Why did the germ go to the cocktail party? He heard they were serving vaccinations!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You soak while I flush!

Why did the nose feel left out? Because it wasn't invited to the sneeze party!

How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!

Why was the tree a terrible toilet? It couldn't handle number two!