Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the toilet paper roll rebel? Because it was tired of being pushed around!
Why did the nose run a marathon? It wanted to pick up the pace!
Why couldn't the nose be trusted? It was always sticking itself where it didn't belong!
Why did the germ get invited to all the parties? He was so contagious!
What did the toilet say to the bath tub? We make a great pair, water you waiting for?
Why did the pencil take a bath? It wanted to get the lead out!
Why did the toilet paper bring a pen to class? In case it had to take notes!
Why was the germ so good at making friends? He was very contagious!
What did the toilet say to the plunger? You really know how to suck me in!
Why did the pie go to the bathroom? To freshen up its crust!
Why was the tissue paper so upset? It felt like it was always getting thrown away!
Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a clean student!
Why did the toilet paper roll with a flashlight? To shed some light on the situation!
How do you organize a party in space? You planet!
Why did the nose stop running? It had to catch its breath!
Why couldn't the orange win the race? It ran out of juice!
What did one toothbrush say to the other? Let's stick together for good times!
Why did the toilet paper bring a gift to the party? It wanted to roll out the fun!
What's a toilet's favorite song? Let It Flow by Frozen Flush.
Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the bathroom tissue.
What did the toilet say to the tissue? You're on a roll!