Why did the belt go to the bathroom? It was holding up the pants!

What do you call a bear with no teeth in the bathroom? A gummy bear!

Why was the broom late to the bathroom? It over-swept!

What do you call a fish in the bathroom? A salmon-ella!

Why did the toilet paper become a motivational speaker? It was good at rolling out positive vibes!

What did the toilet say to the soap? You really lather up well!

Why did the toilet paper go to space? It heard there were no gravity rolls!

What did the toilet say to the rug? You really help tie the bathroom together!

Why did the toilet paper feel nostalgic? It was on a roll down memory lane!

Why did the toilet paper start a book club? It was on a roll with good reads!

What did the toilet say to the toothbrush? You really know how to scrub up well!

Why did the toilet paper go to the comedy club? It wanted to roll with laughter!

What did the toilet say to the mirror? I can see myself reflected in you!

What did the toilet say to the rug? You really tie the bathroom together well!

Why did the toilet paper feel happy? It was on a roll in a bundle of joy!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? Stick with me, we're a great pair!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? I'm feeling flushed!

Why did the toilet paper feel left out? It wasn't invited to the bathroom party!

Why did the toilet paper feel lonely? It had no one to roll with!

What did the toilet say to the towel? Thanks for drying up after me!

What did the toilet say to the soap? You really clean up well!