What did the toilet brush say to the toilet? You make me feel like a king!

Why did the shampoo break up with the conditioner? They just couldn't work out their differences!

What did one Kleenex say to the other? Can I pick your nose for you?

Why did the sponge go to the party? It wanted to soak up the fun!

Why did the plunger go to the doctor? It had too much pressure!

What's a ghost's favorite part of the bathroom? The boo-tub!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill after New Year's Eve? It wanted to start the year off clean!

Why did the toothbrush go to the dance? It heard they were handing out plaque trophies!

What did the shower say to the bathtub? You're looking a little drained today!

Why did the chewing gum go to the bathroom? It got stuck in a sticky situation!

What did the janitor say after jumping out of the bathroom closet? Supplies!

How does a penguin build its house in the bathroom? Igloos it together!

Why did the bacteria skip the bathroom party? It didn't want to spread itself too thin!

Why was the toilet paper blushing in the bathroom? It saw the bathroom door in the buff!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Winnie the Pooh!

What's the difference between a toilet and a woman? A toilet doesn't mind if you're looking at other toilets!

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet paper? A pickle!

Why did the tomato turn red in the bathroom? It saw the salad dressing!

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!

How do you make a tissue dance in the bathroom? Put a little boogey in it!

What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? If we stick together, we can stop this crap!