Why did the germ get a job in the bathroom? It wanted to make a clean living!

What did the soap say to the sponge? I'm glad we're always in touch!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You're where all the dirty stuff goes down!

Why did the toilet brush break up with the toilet bowl? It felt like they were just going in circles!

What did the toilet paper do when it got a job? It cleaned up the competition!

Why did the shower gel feel anxious? It was afraid of getting washed up!

What did the toilet say to the garbage can? You're a real dump!

Why did the hairbrush refuse to enter the bathroom? It was tired of dealing with messy situations!

Why did the germ skip school? It didn't feel well!

What did one bathtub say to the other? You're looking a little drained!

Why did the toilet blush? It saw the Plumber's crack!

What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? You're the paste to my brush!

Why did the soap go to the party? It heard it was going to be a clean affair!

What did one showerhead say to the other? Water you up to?

Why did the toilet paper bring a friend to the party? It didn't want to be left alone!

What did one bathtub say to the other bathtub? Wanna take a bath together, things are about to get steamy!

Why did the gum stay in the bathroom so long? It got stuck in a sticky situation!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're so full of crap!

Why did the toilet paper feel lonely? It always got left behind!

What did one sink say to the faucet? You turn me on!

Why did the rubber ducky go to the bathroom? It heard it was a good place for a splash!