What did one sink say to the other sink? If you stop draining, I'll stop plugging!

Why did the soap have a good sense of humor? It knew all the clean jokes!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? You're tear-able!

Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the bathroom stalls!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? That's enough sucking up!

Why did the bacteria go to the party? To get a little culture!

Why did the toilet paper break up with the tissue? It couldn't handle the tears!

What do you call a bathroom magician? The Great Expellini!

How does a mathematician use the restroom? By solving number 1 and number 2!

Why did the germ feel lonely? It couldn't find a friend to bond with!

Why did the toilet paper bring a suitcase? It was going on a roll trip!

What do you call a monster who loves the bathroom? The Loo-chacabra!

Why did the soap take a day off? It needed time to lather, rinse, and repeat!

Why did the toilet paper bring a computer to the bathroom? To check its email!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet at a party? You're looking flushed!

Why did the germ go to school? To become a social virus!

Why did the nose want to be a doctor? Because it was always picking up on things!

Why did the tomato turn into a superhero? Because it wanted to ketchup on crime!

What did the toilet say to the tissue paper? You're on a roll!

Why did the toilet paper go to the party? Because it heard it was tearable!

What did one bathtub say to the other bathtub? We're in hot water now!