What did the toilet say to the tissue? What a rip-off!

Why did the germ cross the bathroom? To get to the other germ!

What did one toilet brush say to the other toilet brush? I've got you covered!

Why was the soap opera cancelled in the bathroom? It had too much drama!

Why couldn't the toilet paper make it to the party? It was stuck in a roll!

What did the nose say to the toilet? You stink!

Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen? They couldn't deal with the smell!

Why did the toilet paper bring a computer to the bathroom? It wanted to download!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? The grizzly throne!

Why did the toilet paper roll off the toilet? It wanted to make a clean getaway!

What did one sink say to the other? Water you talking about!

Why did the toilet paper roll turn evil? It was on a roll!

What did one toilet brush say to the other toilet brush? Are you brushing me off?

Why did the soap go to the bathroom? It wanted to clean up its act!

What did the shampoo say to the conditioner? I'll wash, you condition!

Why did the paper towel go to the bathroom? It heard there was a tear-jerking story!

What did the toilet paper say to the tissue? I feel wiped out!

Why did the bathroom stall get married? It finally found its better half!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to work overtime? It needed time to brush up on its skills!

How does a mushroom go to the bathroom? Through the portabello!

Why did the toilet flush twenty times? It was feeling a little drained!