Why did the toilet paper go to the birthday party? It heard they were having a roll good time!

Why did the candle go to the bathroom? To take a little light reading!

Why did the math book visit the bathroom? To solve number 2!

What did the grape do in the bathroom? Let out a little whine!

Why did the faucet go to therapy? It had some serious attachment issues!

What did the toilet say to the bath tub? I'm feeling flushed!

What did the toilet say to the clogged sink? You really drain me!

Why do burritos make bad roommates? They can't handle spicy food!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? I feel like I could use a pick-me-up!

Why don't toilets ever go on vacation? They're already on a permanent flush!

What does a mermaid use to wash her tail? Tide!

What's a vampire's least favorite room in the house? A bathroom with a mirror!

What do you call a dinosaur that poops a lot? A stoolasaurus!

What's a ninja's favorite type of toilet? A silent but deadly one!

Why did the germ cross the bathroom? To get to the other side!

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget!

What did the toilet say to the hand dryer? You really blow me away!

Why did the toilet paper roll become a rock star? It knew how to rock and roll!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? The 'bare' necessities!

Why did the ghost go into the bathroom? To scare the living daylights out of people!

How does a vampire clean his bathroom? With bat-teries!