What did the toilet say to the sink? Stop being so full of yourself!

Why was the soap scared in the bathroom? It saw a razor get a close shave!

What do you call a toilet that's always on strike? A union-lav!

Why did the toilet paper roll fall in love with the tissue? They had an un-rolling romance!

What did the dentist say to the bathroom? Let's floss this place up!

What did the soap say to the water in the shower? I'm feeling lathered up!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to work in the bathroom? It had too many cavities!

What do you call a bathroom on a spaceship? A rocket loo!

Why did the toilet paper roll away? It saw a spider in the bathroom!

Why don't skeletons like going to the bathroom? They can't stomach it!

Why was the cell phone feeling guilty in the bathroom? It was caught in a compromising position!

Why did the germ cross the toilet? To get to the other slide!

What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up!

Why did the tissue paper go to the party? It heard it was a tear-jerker!

What did the fart say to the toilet? You're the only one who truly understands me!

Why did the snot go to school? To blow its nose in class!

What did one toilet brush say to the other? We really clean up nicely together!

Why was the toilet paper unraveled? It couldn't hold it any longer!

What did the soap say to the washcloth? Let's lather up some fun!

Why did the toenail go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit toe-tally unwell!

Why couldn't the bicycle find his way out of the bathroom? It was two tired to move!