Why did the gum go to the bathroom? It wanted to get a little chew-time!

What did the soap say to the water? I'm feeling lathered up today!

Why did the toilet break up with the bathtub? They just couldn't find a good flushin'!

How does a bee brush their hair in the bathroom? With a honeycomb!

What did the toilet paper say to the pen? Can I borrow you for a quick wipe?

Why did the toilet brush go to the party? To clean up the dance floor!

Why did the shampoo refuse to go in the shower? It had its own soap opera to watch!

What did the toilet say to the towel? You're looking a little too dry!

Why did the soap go to the nightclub? It wanted to get sudsy on the dance floor!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Don't worry, we're in the same bowl!

Why did the bathroom take up yoga? It wanted to find some inner peace!

How do you fix a broken tub? With a bathtub plug!

What did the zombie do in the bathroom? He had a dead-ly good poop!

Why did the toilet paper go to the doctor? It was feeling a little flushed!

Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the bathroom door open!

What did the soap say to the towel? Hang around, I'll be right back!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? You're tearing me apart!

Why did the germ sit on the toilet? It wanted to be in the hot seat!

What did the toothpaste say to the toothbrush? You're looking sharp!

Why did the toilet go to the party? Because it knew how to make a splash!

What did the toilet say to the plunger at the party? You really know how to unclog things!