What did the toilet say to the tissue? You're my number one!

Why did the hand wash go to the party? It heard it was going to be a soap opera!

What did the tissue say to the tissue box? I've got you covered!

Why did the toilet flush by itself? It had a lot of self-esteem!

What do you call a bathroom that's always cold? Chilly seat!

Why did the soap call the police? It was feeling dirty!

What do you call a toilet that's always late? Poo-punctual!

Why did the shower curtain make a great detective? It always knew where the leak was!

Why did the bathtub join a band? It had good pipes!

What do you call a bathroom that sings? A loo-perform!

Why did the toothpaste have a bad attitude? It was always mouthing off!

Why did the soap go to therapy? It couldn't handle the pressure!

Why did the toilet paper blush? Because it saw the bathroom's crack!

What did the burrito say after leaving the bathroom? Let's taco 'bout that smell!

How do you know when you're at a bulimic's house? The toilet seat is down.

What did one poop say to the other? You crack me up!

What did one toilet brush say to the other? Are you feeling a little bristled today?

How does a mathematician relieve constipation? He works it out with a pencil!

Why did the vampire brush his teeth? To prevent bat breath!

Why don't skeletons go to the bathroom? Because they have nobody to go with!

What did the sink say to the toilet? Stop being so drain!