How does a bathroom mirror greet itself? Nice to see you!

What's a toilet's favorite type of music? Flush metal!

Why did the toilet lid close on its own? It didn't want to seat around!

What did the toilet bowl say to the plunger? You really suck!

Why do bathroom doors always win at hide and seek? Because they're good at staying shut!

Why did the toilet fail its math test? It couldn't handle the number 2!

What did the toilet brush say to the bathtub? You take the plunge, I'll clean up!

What did the toilet paper say to the hand towel? You always have me covered!

Why did the bathtub feel bad? Because it was always feeling drained!

How can you tell if a restaurant bathroom is fancy? They have a tuxedoed toilet!

Why did the toilet paper bring a computer to the bathroom? To log in!

What did the sink say to the drain? Stop creeping on me!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a smart bar!

Why did the shower curtain get in trouble? It couldn't stop making waves!

What did one bathroom tile say to the other? You crack me up!

Why did the toothbrush get a promotion? It had good bristles!

Why did the shampoo break up with the conditioner? It was too clingy!

What's the best thing to put on a cut? A bandage-aid!

Why don't skeletons use the bathroom? They don't have the guts!

What do you call a bathroom without a toilet? Inconvenient!

Why did the plunger go to therapy? It had too many repressed feelings!