Why did the toothbrush go to a sleepover? It wanted to brush up on its social skills!

What do you call a toilet that is constantly running? A fast-paced restroom!

Why did the soap get promoted? It really cleaned up its act!

Why did the soap want to be a detective? It wanted to solve some dirty crimes!

What do you call it when a toilet is sad? Depressed!

Why did the toilet paper roll off the stage? It wanted to make an exit!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be more well-rounded!

What do you call a bathroom ghost? A loo-pernatural being!

Why did the toilet paper roll off the counter? It wanted to make a clean getaway!

Why do ghosts love bathrooms? They can always scare the crap out of you!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a little b-education!

Why was the toilet paper always running late? It was on a roll!

Why was the nose always in trouble? It was always getting picked on!

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour!

What do you call two plumbers? A pair of pipe dreamers.

Why did the math book go to the bathroom? It needed to work out a problem.

How does a vampire clean its teeth? With blood floss!

Why did the germ cross the microscope? To infect the other side!

Why was the broom late to clean the bathroom? It swept in!

What do you call a dinosaur that cleans up after itself? A mopasaurus!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a bubble-ologist!