Why did the bathtub become a lifeguard? It wanted to save water!

What did the plunger say to the toilet? Let's plunge into action!

Why did the soap bring a lifeguard to the shower? It was afraid of drowning in suds!

Why did the toilet paper bring a map to the bathroom? It wanted to navigate the rough terrain!

What do you call a bathroom with no towels? A real dry spell!

Why did the toilet water break up with the sink? It felt drained in the relationship!

Why did the toilet paper bring a pen to the bathroom? It wanted to jot some notes!

Why did the soap in the shower skip leg day? It couldn't handle the squat!

What did the plumber say to the toilet? You're in good hands!

Why did the toilet paper enroll in college? It wanted to get a higher education!

Why did the soap break up with the sponge? It felt too absorbed!

Why did the toilet paper break up with the ruler? It couldn't measure up!

What do you call a penguin in the bathroom? An ice-wiper!

Why was the soap opera so popular? It always brought the drama!

Why did the toilet paper bring a raincoat to the bathroom? It heard the forecast called for showers!

What do you call a bathroom without a toilet? Incomplete!

Why did the pencil refuse to write in the bathroom? It had performance anxiety!

Why did the toilet paper make a great leader? It knew how to roll with the punches!

What did one soap dispenser say to the other soap dispenser? You're so hands-on!

How does a plumber unclog a toilet? With pipe dreams!

Why did the soap go to the comedy club? It wanted to clean up with some good jokes!