How does a vampire clean its teeth? With bloodthirst!

What did the toilet say to the bath tub? You go ahead, I'll catch up!

Why did the poop cross the road? It needed to reach the other side of the bowel!

Why did the toilet paper go to the party? It heard they needed a good roller!

Why did the bathroom break up with the toilet? It couldn't deal with all the crap!

What did the plumber say to the toilet? You're the best seat in the house!

Why was the toilet paper rolling down the hill laughing? Because it was on a roll!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you up for a water fight?

Why did the toilet go to the party solo? Because it was used to being single-ply!

What do you call a dinosaur in the bathroom? Extinct!

Why did the toilet call in sick to work? It had a bad case of the runs!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? I feel your pain!

Why did the toilet blush? It saw the toilet paper roll!

Why did the toilet paper wear a cape? It was feeling super!

What did the faucet say to the soap? Come clean with me!

Why did the shower head break up with the bathtub faucet? They couldn't get on the same flow!

Why did the toilet paper go to the dance? It heard it was gonna be a real tear jerker!

What do you call a fart in the bathroom? Air pollution!

Why did the soap feel insecure? It had a slippery self-esteem!

What did the toilet say to the sink? You wash me away!

Why did the toilet paper apply for a job at the bank? It wanted to handle the deposits!