What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie!

Why do chickens sit on eggs? To hatch a plan!

Why was the math book sad? It had too many fractions!

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle!

Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!

Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her parents were in a jam!

What did the sink say to the toilet? Stop making everything about you!

Why did the bacteria join the dating site? To find their perfect match!

How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one!

Why did the germ cross the road? To get to the other slide!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? The toilet 'grizzly' bear!

Why did the toilet paper roll around in the mud? It wanted to get dirty!

What do you call a bathroom full of surprises? A 'potty' mouth!

Why did the toilet brush refuse to work? It was tired of being 'handled'!

How do you fix a broken tub? With 'duck' tape!

What do you call a bathroom with no windows? A 'scary' place!

Why did the soap refuse to jump in the tub? It didn't want to 'slip' up!

Why did the toilet paper go for a swim? It heard the toilet was clogged!

What do you call a messy bathroom? A 'litter' box!

Why did the toothpaste go to the party? It wanted to be the 'tube'st!

Why did the toilet paper bring a backpack to the bathroom? It was going on a number two-er!