What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're the bowl-est!

Why did the soap go to the party? It heard they were going to have a scrub-a-dub-dub!

What did the toilet say to the tissue paper? You really clean up well!

What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet tank? You're so full of yourself!

Why did the toilet paper go on a diet? It wanted to be less roll-y!

What did the toilet brush say to the plunger? You really know how to handle crap!

Why did the shampoo break up with the conditioner? It couldn't handle the clingy-ness!

What did one poop say to the other poop? You stink, but I don't give a crap!

Why did the toilet flush? It heard it was the new hot spot!

What did the plunger say to the clogged drain? I'm here to save the day!

Why did the hand soap go to therapy? It had a lot of issues to work through!

What did one poop say to the other poop? You go ahead, I'll follow behind!

Why was the shower curtain always so good at keeping secrets? It had a lot of rings to keep things closed!

What do you call a dinosaur in the bathroom? A stinker-saurus!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the stairs? It wanted to get to the bottom floor!

What did the toilet say to the bath tub? You crack me up!

Why was the toilet always so nervous? It had stage fright!

What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet tank? Quit flushing around!

Why did the germ marry the virus? They were a perfect match!

Why was the toilet paper blushing? It saw the bathroom tissue!

Why do ghosts love using the bathroom? Because they have a lot of boo-boos!