Why did the toilet go to law school? To become a jurisdiction!

What did the fart say to its friend? Let's blow this joint!

Why did the toilet paper refuse to dance? It had no rhythm!

What did the toilet bowl say to the bidet? Let's get flushed together!

Why did the soap have a good sense of humor? It had clean jokes!

What did the tissue say to the booger? You're snot funny!

Why did the toilet paper go to school? Because it wanted to be on a roll!

What did one piece of garbage say to the other? You stink!

What did the plate say to the fork? Stop poking me!

Why was the toilet paper embarrassed? It saw the toilet's crack!

Why are public toilets always so bothered? Because they have a lot of crap to deal with!

Why was the burp loud and proud? Because the gas was feeling gassy!

Why did the nose feel left out? Because it wasn't in the bathroom!

What did one hand sanitizer say to the other? I've got you covered!

Why couldn't the nose be trusted? Because it was always running!

What do you call soap opera? Clean drama!

Why was the deodorant feeling confident? Because it knew how to stay cool!

Why was the soap feeling bubbly? Because it was in hot water!

What do you call a restroom with no soap? A dirty situation!

Why couldn't the toilet paper finish the race? Because it got wiped out!

What did the soap say to the water? Let's make a splash!