Why did the toilet paper enter a singing competition? It wanted to show off its pipes!

Why did the toilet break up with the plunger? It was tired of being plunged into a messy situation!

Why did the toilet paper roll his eyes? Because he couldn't believe what he saw!

Why did the germ cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

Why don't skeletons like going to the bathroom? They have no body to go with!

Why did the toilet paper break up with the paper towel? They just couldn't tear each other apart!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You look drained!

Why did the soap go to a party? It wanted to get bubbly!

What do you call a bathroom full of comedians? A restroom!

Why did the poop emoji go to the doctor? It had a case of the blues!

What's a bathroom ghost's favorite type of music? Soul!

Why did the toilet paper refuse to dance? It didn't want to get unraveled!

Why did the toilet bowl break up with the plunger? It was tired of being in a crappy relationship!

What did the fart say to the other fart? Let's make some stink waves together!

Why was the toilet paper upset? It felt ripped off!

What do you call a bathroom that's always messy? A constipation zone!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Are you pooped from all this crap?

Why did the toothbrush refuse to go into the bathroom? It had a fear of cavities!

What's a cow's favorite bathroom activity? Mooooving bowel movements!

Why did the cheese go to the bathroom? To get grated!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? An air freshener!