Why was the toilet seat cold? It left the lid up all night!

Why did the shampoo break up with the conditioner? It wasn't a good match!

What's a toilet's favorite type of music? Flush-tones!

Why was the soap angry? It had a real grime attitude!

What happened to the man who fell into the toilet? He became a little flushed!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to work? It had a brush with death!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Are you feeling drained today?

What do you call a bathroom for bees? A pollen-try!

Why did the hairbrush get a job promotion? It had good grooming skills!

What did the toilet say to the other toilet at the party? Let's make a splash!

What do you call a bathroom on a yacht? A lav-a-boat!

Why did the toilet paper get a trophy? For being on a roll!

What's a skeleton's least favorite bathroom task? Cleaning the bone dry-er!

Why did the toilet paper roll its eyes? It had a crappy attitude!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you basin this relationship off of trust?

Why was the plunger feeling down? It couldn't handle the pressure!

Why did the toothpaste go to school? It wanted to be a tubeular student!

What did one sink say to the other sink after a fight? Let's water under the bridge!

Why did the toilet paper roll off the counter? It was on a roll!

Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the bathroom mirror!

Why did the sink break up with the toilet? They couldn't find a good drain!