What's a toilet's favorite type of music? Jazz because it's all about the bass!

How does a bathroom floor stay warm? It uses tile insulation!

What did the drain say to the shower? Let's just go with the flow!

Why did the soap get a promotion? It always rises to the occasion!

Why did the toilet clog up during the party? It couldn't handle the crowd!

Why did the tissue get a medal? It always goes the extra square!

What did the toilet say to the plumber? Let's keep this between us!

Why did the soap opera get high ratings? It was filled with juicy stink!

Why did the toilet paper get a job offer? It had a good roll model!

What did the toothbrush say to the mouthwash? Let's clean up this town!

Why did the bathtub want to go on vacation? It needed to unwind!

How does a bathroom light flirt? It leaves them in the spotlight!

Why did the soap get in trouble? It had a slippery personality!

Why did the toilet get in trouble at school? It kept making inappropriate noises!

What did the toilet say to the shower curtain? Let's keep things transparent!

Why did the plunger become a motivational speaker? It knows how to push through tough times!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? We may have our ups and downs, but we always stay together!

Why did the toilet seat go to therapy? It had attachment issues!

What did the bathroom mirror say to the sink? You reflect my thoughts!

Why did the toilet brush feel famous? It's always cleaning up!

What did the soap say to the sponge? I'm lathering up for a good time!