Why don't skeletons use the bathroom? They don't have the stomach for it!

What's the best way to communicate with a constipated person? Use a lot of 'ex-lax'atives!

Why did the bacteria skip school? They were feeling a little under the weather!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? It wanted to reach a new 'bottom'!

What's a skeleton's favorite type of bathroom reading? Bone-ana bread recipes!

Why did the snot go to school? To get a little 'nose'-ledge!

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet? Just a 'loo'sing proposition!

Why was the bathroom so busy at the high school dance? Because everyone had to 'go'!

What did the sink say to the toilet? You're an important 'bowl' in my life!

Why did the urine go to school? It wanted to be number one in class.

Why did the toilet paper go to the dance? Because it saw the bathroom was out of tissues.

Why did the boy sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time!

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You're a real bowl-mate!

Why did the toilet paper roll itself up? It felt pooped.

What's a plumber's favorite part of a joke? The punchline!

Why did the toilet paper bring a friend to the party? In case it got stuck!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Toilet paper!

Why was the toilet paper sad? It was feeling wiped out.

What's a vampire's favorite type of bathroom? A bat-room.

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? A Grizzly Disguise.

Why did the math book visit the bathroom? It had too many number 2's.