Why did the toilet paper roll off the counter? To reach new depths!

What did the toilet say to the toothbrush? Can you give me a brush up?

Why do ghosts love bathrooms? Because they can scare the crap out of you!

Why did the toilet paper run out of the bathroom? It was wiped out!

What do you call a toilet that's always in a hurry? Fast and flushious!

Why did the soap take a selfie in the shower? It wanted to 'soap' off its good side!

What did one pee say to the other pee? Check out this new 'stream' I found!

Why did the germ get bored in math class? It couldn't multiply or divide!

What did the toothbrush say to the toilet paper? I've got you 'covered'!

Why did the toilet paper feel unappreciated? It felt like it was always behind someone's 'bottom'!

What's a germ's favorite type of music? Rap - it has a lot of 'beats'!

Why did the shower go broke? It couldn't 'rain' in the money to fix itself!

What do you call a bathroom superhero who fights odors? Deo-dorant!

Why did the toilet brush break up with the plunger? It felt like they were going in different 'circles'!

What did the toilet say when it was tired of being used? I'm going to take a 'seat'!

Why did the soap call in sick to work? It was feeling a little 'sudsy'!

What did the tooth say to the mouthwash? Let's 'brush' off together!

Why did the shampoo bottle get a promotion? It rose to the 'top' of the company!

What do you call a lizard in the bathroom? A 'reptile' dysfunction!

Why did the mirror get into an argument with the sink? They couldn't 'reflect' on the same things!

Why did the poop emoji go to the party? It heard they needed a good 'smile'!