How does a poop feel after a long day? Drained.

What do you call a bathroom without a toilet? A stink tank!

Why did the toilet sit down on the job? It needed to take a seat!

Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen? It couldn't handle the smells!

Why did the grape stop in the bathroom? It ran out of wine!

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? To spread some cheeks!

What did one burp say to the other burp? Let's be stinkers together!

Why was the bacteria invited to the party? Because it was a fungi!

What do you call a musician in the bathroom? John Pee-zart!

Why don't skeletons use toilets? They can't stomach it!

How does a vampire clean its castle? With blood, sweat, and fears!

Why did the toilet paper go to the dance? It heard it was on a roll!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? The bear essentials!

Why did the toilet paper bring a calculator to the party? It wanted to multiply the fun!

How do you know if a bathroom is haunted? It gives you the creeps!

Why was the math book upset? It had too many number twos!

Why did the toilet go to therapy? It had a lot of emotional baggage!

What's a bathroom's favorite planet? Uranus!

Why did the toilet refuse to flush? It was feeling clogged emotionally!

What did the burp say after the meal? Excuse me, but I have to go gas up!

Why was the soap opera canceled? It had too many sudsy dramas!