What do you call a dinosaur in the bathroom? Poo-rex.

Why did the toilet paper get a promotion? For always wiping out the competition.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his butt.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? It's okay, you can hold my hand.

Why did the bathroom get so hot? It was in a state of emergency.

Why was the toilet paper roll so happy? It was on a roll.

Why was the toilet plunger an excellent detective? It always got to the bottom of things!

Why did the soap go to the party? It wanted to lather up the fun!

How does a vampire brush its teeth? With fang-tastic toothpaste!

Why couldn't the toilet paper get a job? It kept getting wiped out in interviews!

What do you call an alligator in the bathroom? A flush-inator!

Why did the plunger break up with the mop? It was tired of cleaning up after it!

What did one soap say to the other soap? Stop bar-ing all the jokes!

What did the soap say to the sponge? Suds up my friend!

Why did the shampoo break up with the conditioner? It couldn't handle the split ends!

What do you call a toilet that sings opera? Pavarotty!

Why did the toilet call the plumber? It was feeling clogged with emotions!

What did one sink say to the other sink after a disagreement? Let's wash away our differences!

What do you call a bathroom in space? An astra-loo!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill backwards? It wanted to get to the bottom behind!

What's a plumber's favorite type of candy? Flush pops!