Why did the peanut go to the bathroom? Because it was a little nuts!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Are you feeling flush?

Why did the nose go to the bathroom? Because it had the runs!

What did one soap say to the other soap? I'm lathering up for a good time!

Why did the toilet brush get arrested? It was caught in a dirty situation!

What did the drain say to the clog? Let's get this show on the road!

Why did the toilet paper go on a diet? It wanted to be light on the rolls!

Why did the shower curtain get a promotion? It rose to the occasion!

What did one bubble say to the other? Let's blow this popsicle stand!

What did the soap say to the sponge? Let's clean up this mess!

Why did the toilet paper get a passport? It wanted to travel the world!

Why did the toilet paper roll away? It was on a roll!

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet? A crapshoot!

Why did the germ get a job at the bank? It wanted to make some deposits!

What did the fart say to the elevator? I think I can lift you up!

Why did the soap opera get cancelled? It couldn't clean up its act!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You're looking a little drained!

Why did the toilet break up with the plunger? It felt too much pressure!

What did one nostril say to the other nostril? Something smells funny!

Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the plumber crack!

What did one toilet say to the other? You really clean up nicely!