Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why was the soap feeling dirty? It couldn't handle the pressure!
What did the toothbrush say to the sink? Let's brush up on our relationship!
Why was the toilet paper feeling blue? It had a tearful breakup!
What did the plunger say to the toilet? I'm here to lend you a hand!
Why did the soap call the towel for backup? It needed a good rubdown!
What did the faucet say to the bathtub? Water you waiting for?
Why was the toilet paper feeling insecure? It was on a roll of self-doubt!
What did the soap say to the sink? Let's clean up our act!
What do you call it when a candle makes a stink? A scent-illating experience!
Why did the toilet paper go to the party? It heard they had a great roll-call!
What do you get when you mix a bathroom and a clown? A commode-ian!
Why was the bathroom so crowded? It was a potty emergency!
Why did the toilet paper feel inadequate? It had big shoes to fill!
Why did the mold go to the party? It was a real fungi!
What did the toilet say after winning an argument? “You’re so full of crap!”
Why was the toilet ashamed of itself? It had a dirty job!
What did the shower say to the bathtub? “Don’t go down the drain!”
Why was the toilet paper always getting into trouble? It was on a roll!
What do you call a bathroom ghost? The ghost with the most...bathroom humor!
Why did the germ feel lonely? It was feeling a little contagious!
What do you call a dinosaur in the bathroom? A mega-sore-a**!