Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What do you call a bathroom ghost? The spirit of the lavatory.
Why did the sink break up with the faucet? They had too many leaks in their relationship.
Why did the soap go to art school? It wanted to work on its craft.
Why was the toilet paper rolling down the hill? It wanted to get to the bottom.
Why did the snot go to school? It wanted to be a little booger.
Why did the poop go to the party? It wanted to get flushed with excitement.
Why did the toilet paper bring a computer to the bathroom? It heard it needed more memory.
How do you organize a bathroom party? You planet.
What's brown and sticky? A stick covered in poop.
Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants that contaminated a crime scene.
Why couldn't the zombie go to the bathroom? It had a grave case of constipation.
Why did the toilet bowl blush? It saw the toilet paper's clean streak.
What do you call a fake noodle? An imposter.
Why did the nose want to become a detective? It wanted to pick up some scents.
Why did the toilet paper roll backwards? It got cold feet.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To wipe out its fears.
What did the pee say to the toilet? It's all going down the drain.
Why did the bacteria go to the party? It had heard it was a germ-y affair.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the bathroom? It had no guts.
What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
What do you call it when you fart in an apple store? iFart.