What did the toilet seat say to the toilet? You always have my backside covered!

Why did the sock skip the party? It didn't want to get cold feet.

What did the sink say to the toilet? Water you doing later?

Why did the germ go to the singles mixer? It wanted to find a bacterium.

Why was the soap opera so popular? It had a lot of dirty laundry.

What do you call a toilet that's always late? A procrastipot.

Why did the toilet paper bring a date to the party? It wanted to unroll together.

Why did the soap get a ticket to the opera? It wanted to clean up its act.

What do you call it when a fly lands on your toilet seat and won't leave? An insect-stay.

Why did the toilet paper go to the beach? It wanted to catch some rolls.

What did the sink say to the bathtub? You're a real drain on me.

Why did the toilet wear a tuxedo? It was ready to take the number two seat.

What do you call a bathroom singer? The Commode Crooner.

Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? It was tired of feeling disposable.

What did one toilet say to the other? Hold on, I need to take a seat.

Why did the soap break up with the sponge? It couldn't handle the scrubbing.

What do you call a bathroom with a great sense of humor? A Punderloo.

Why did the toilet paper win the race? It was on a roll.

What did one toilet say to the other? Let's not get bogged down in the details.

Why did the nose not want to play hide and seek? It was tired of picking boogers.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill with the tissue? They wanted to stick together.