Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did the soap dish say to the soap? Slide into place, we've got a good thing going!
Why did the toilet paper go to school? It wanted to roll up to success!
Why did the toilet paper blush? Because it saw the restroom!
Why did the cow sit on the clock? To be on time!
Why did the smartphone go to the bathroom? It heard it had a good reception!
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you!
Why did the garlic break up with the onion? It couldn't handle the bad breath!
Why did the toilet paper roll over the hedge? To get to the backside!
Why did the bubble bath feel sad? It had too many suds!
What did the soap say to the washcloth? I've got you covered!
What did the shampoo say to the comb? You're just not my type!
Why did the razor feel sharp? It had a blade of glory!
What did the plunger say to the clogged toilet? Let's plunge into this mess together!
Why was the mirror afraid? It couldn't handle its own reflection!
What did the hand sanitizer say to the bacteria? You're not welcome here!
Why did the toilet brush go to school? To learn how to clean up its act!
What did the toilet seat say to the toilet lid? You're a real pain in the butt!
Why did the towel feel exhausted? It was all washed up!
What did the toilet bowl say to the plunger? Let's get to the bottom of this!
Why did the soap dispenser break up with the soap? It just couldn't handle the drama!
What did the toilet paper say to the roll? Let's unwind together!