What did the bathroom mirror say to the toilet? You look flushed today!

Did you hear about the shampoo that went on strike? It demanded better working conditions!

What do you call a wizard in the bathroom? A wizz-ard!

Why did the germ cross the road? To infect the chicken on the other side!

Why did the toilet paper run out of the bathroom? It got rolled up in a sticky situation!

Why did the bacteria skip school? It wanted to play hooky!

What did one germ say to the other germ? Let's spread the love, not the virus!

Why did the toilet break up with the shower? It couldn't handle the drainage issues!

What did one tissue say to the other tissue? You're so soft, you make me cry!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a little bolder!

What do you call a dirty bathroom tile? Grout of control!

Why did the germ get on the honor roll? It had perfect attendance!

Why did the germ go to the party? It wanted to spread some cheer!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet paper roll? Are you on a roll?

What did the sink say to the faucet? Let's work together to keep things flowing!

Why was the mirror always smiling? It reflected on the good times!

Why did the soap bar go to the concert? It wanted to be in the limelight!

What did the sponge say to the bathtub? Let's soak up the fun times!

Why did the toothpaste go to the store? It needed a good squeeze of new experiences!

What did the toilet lid say to the toilet? Let's seat ourselves properly!

Why was the soap always confident? It knew how to come out on top!