What did the toilet say to the oblivious person using it? Hello, I'm here to take your crap!

Why was the bathroom so tired? It had been flushing all night!

How do you clean a soap opera? With drama clean!

Why did the toothbrush go to school? It wanted to be a bristle scholar!

Why did the soap feel blue? It was feeling washed up!

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You'll always have my back!

How do you know when you've reached peak cleanliness? When you're tub-ular!

Why did the toilet lid get so upset? It couldn't handle the constant slamming!

Why was the soap running late? It had a 'bar'rier to overcome!

How does a toilet paper answer the phone? 'Roll' with it!

Why did the soap opera get cancelled? Too much drama clean-up!

What did the faucet say to the water? Let's make a splash together!

Why did the sponge feel squeezed out? It was under too much pressure!

What did the hand sanitizer say to the soap? You're my clean-mate!

Why did the drain cover break up with the hair? It felt too strangled!

How do toilets stay in touch? They have 'bowl'ing nights!

Why was the towel so confident? It had a strong sense of absorbance!

Why did the toilet paper blush? Because it saw the toilet naked!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Shall we go out for a drink?

Why did the toilet roll go to the party? It heard it was the 'roll' model!

What's the dirtiest vegetable? A leek!