Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the belch break up with the fart? It was too smelly.
Why did the nose refuse to go to the bathroom? It couldn't handle the smell!
What happened to the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months!
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts!
Why did the toilet paper roll away? It felt wiped out!
Why was the calendar afraid to go to the bathroom? It saw a lot of dates!
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor!
What did the nose say to the finger? Quit picking on me!
Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer? It was in a pickle.
Why did the music teacher go to the bathroom? To find the right pitch.
Why did the baker go to the bathroom? To make some dough.
Why did the balloon go to the bathroom? It needed to be deflated.
Why did the germ go to school? It wanted to become a culture.
Why was the belt upset? It was feeling a little tight.
Why did the umbrella break up with the raincoat? They weren't on the same wavelength.
Why did the nose not want to play hide and seek? Because it didn't want to pick boogers!
What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Time to flush out the competition!
Why did the ghost go into the bathroom? To scare the poop out of someone!
What does a lemon wear to bed? Lemon pajamas!
What did the ear of corn say when it got complimented? Aw, shucks!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the street? To find its nearest decomposable!