Why did the chewing gum go to the bathroom? Because it wanted to get stuck in the sink!

What's a bathroom's favorite song? 'Let it flow, let it flow!'

Why did the toilet paper bring a laptop to the bathroom? To wipe out any viruses!

Why was the toilet paper trying to reach the mailbox? To send a 'sheet' of mail!

What do you call a pooping dinosaur? A stinkosaurus!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get a good wipeout!

How did the toilet paper celebrate its birthday? It threw a surprise roll party!

Why did the toilet paper bring a calculator to the bathroom? To assist with its 'number 2' calculations!

Why did the bubble bath feel sad? It was feeling deflated!

What did one toilet bowl say to the other? We're in the same 'bowl' game!

Why was the toilet paper so good at its job? It was on a roll!

How does a ghost wash its hands? In a 'boo' basin!

Why did the toilet brush refuse to work overtime? It didn't want to be pushed around!

What's a bathroom's least favorite vegetable? A pee!

Why did the soap take up singing? It wanted to clean up at the Grammys!

What did the bar of soap say to the dirty hand? You're a handful!

What's a toilet's favorite movie genre? Sit-coms!

What did one bathtub say to the other bathtub? Shall we go for a 'tub' cruise?

Why did the toilet brush refuse to work? It didn't want to be flushed with power!

How do toilets communicate? They have a 'bowl'ing conversation!

Why did the soap cross the road? To get to the 'clean' side!