Why did the sponge get promoted to supervisor? It had great soak leadership!

What do you call a dirty rubber duck? A filth-quacker!

Why did the soap break up with the water? It needed some space to lather!

How does a bathtub call for backup? It runs a 'tub'ular signal!

Why was the toilet brush feeling down? It had too many dirty jobs!

Why did the toilet paper climb the tree? It wanted to reach the 'pulp'it!

How do you confuse a bathroom? By asking it to 'sink' about it!

Why did the shampoo refuse to go out? It was feeling 'soapy'!

Why was the soap opera such a hit? It had a lot of drama and clean-up!

What did the soap say to the washcloth? You're my fabric friend!

How does a toilet brush itself off? With a 'sweep'ing motion!

Why did the sponge break up with the water? It felt too absorbed!

What's a toilet's favorite food? Flush and chips!

Why did the soap opera actor win an award? They had great clean-dramatics!

What did the shampoo say to the conditioner? You're really gelling with me!

Why was the toothbrush so good at its job? It had a 'brush' with greatness!

How does a faucet tell time? By watching the clock!

Why did the soap call the police? It was witnessing a bubble bath!

Why did the toilet paper bring a calculator? It needed to divide and conquer!

What's a bar of soap's favorite game? Suduko!

Why did the sponge refuse to clean up the mess? It was feeling wrung out!