Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the nose refuse to work? It couldn't handle the pressure!
Why couldn't the tissue dance? It had a booger in its pants!
How do you know when you've reached peak laziness? When you use a leaf blower to dry yourself off after a shower!
How does a bacterium greet another bacterium? With a high five!
Why did the toilet paper roll roll out of the bathroom? It needed some space to unwind!
What did one bathroom stall say to the other? Nothing, they had a silent conversation!
Why did the toilet break up with the plunger? It thought the relationship was going down the drain!
What did the shampoo say to the conditioner? Let's split!
Why don't skeletons use toilet paper? They prefer to use a bone to wipe!
What did the sink say to the toilet? Stop acting so flushed!
How does a bacterium cross the road? By using its microbial legs!
What do you get when you cross a bed with a toilet? A bedside commode!
Why don't seagulls use toilet paper? Because they prefer to use the ocean as a bidet!
What did one tissue say to the other tissue? I'm snot your friend!
Why was the toilet paper laughing? Because it got a good roll in the bathroom!
Why was the math book unhappy in the bathroom? It had too many problems to solve!
What did the toilet paper say to the pencil? You're on a roll!
Why did the bathroom sink go to therapy? It had too many emotional drainages!
Why did the toilet paper roll around in circles? It was feeling a little flushed.
What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look pooped.
What did one nacho say to the other nacho? Let's salsa.