What do you call a bear with no teeth and no fur? A bald gummy bear.

Why was the bathroom so warm? Because it had too many heaters.

Why did the toilet paper get a job as a stand-up comedian? It had some good rolls.

Why did the germ break up with the bacteria? It needed some space.

What do you call it when a fly lands on your toilet seat? A royal flush.

Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? It had some deep-seated issues.

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet? A de-facility.

Why did the toilet paper get a divorce? It was tired of being unrolled.

What did the toilet say to the sink? Stop pouring water on me, I'm in deep doo-doo.

Why did the germ get a promotion? It was really going places.

What do you call a dinosaur fart that lingers? A prehistoric stink.

Why did the toilet paper go to the party alone? It wanted to let loose.

Why did the plumbers get married? They were a match made in heaven.

What do you call a bathroom superhero? The Flushinator.

Why did the soap go to the doctor? It had a bad case of ring-around-the-rosey.

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? I'll keep you in check.

Why did the toilet paper bring a flashlight to the party? It was feeling a little shady.

What do you call a toilet that's in a hurry? A fast flusher.

Why did the toilet seat try out for the choir? It wanted to sing in harmony.

What did the soap say to the shampoo? You're getting all the latherly attention.

Why did the toilet paper get a job at the bank? It wanted to make deposits.