Why did the soap opera get canceled? It couldn’t clean up in the ratings!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? A grizzly-goer!

Why did the germ go to school? To be a staph-tutor!

How does a penguin clean its bathroom? With ice-solation!

What did the dentist say to the bathroom sink? Spit, don't swallow!

Why did the toilet seat break up with the toilet bowl? It couldn't deal with the crap anymore!

What do you call a pile of dirty laundry in the bathroom? A clothes call!

How do you know if a bathroom is feeling down? It's always flush-faced!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a bubble bath!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You're so draining!

Why did the toilet brush refuse to clean? It had a brush with danger!

What did the toilet say to the tissues? You're on a roll!

Why did the bathtub go to the comedy club? It wanted to make a splash!

What do you call a bathroom with good hygiene? A washroom of wonders!

What did the sink say to the garbage? You're trash!

Why did the shower curtain break up with the bathtub? Because it felt too confined!

Why did the scarecrow eat a light bulb? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You leave me in stinks!

What did the shower say to the toilet? Let's get this party flowing!

Why did the mushroom go to the bathroom? Because it was in a real fungi mood!

What did the soap say to the sponge? Were they married?