Why did the watermelon go to the bathroom? It wanted to be a juicy pear!

What did the shampoo bottle say to the conditioner bottle? Don't lose your head over this.

Why did the skunk go to the bathroom? It had to let out a stinky secret!

What did one sink say to the other? Stop water you doing and listen to me!

Why did the toilet paper go roller skating? It wanted to roll with the bathroom!

What did one soap say to the other soap? Let's clean up our act!

Why did the razor go to the bathroom? It had a close shave with the mirror!

Why did the mirror break up with the sink? It couldn't handle the reflection anymore!

What did the toothpaste say to the mouthwash? We make a minty fresh pair!

Why did the tooth go to the bathroom? It needed some flossing around!

Why did the soap go to the bathroom? It heard there was going to be a lot of bubbly conversation!

What did the plumber say after a long day at work? I'm drained!

Why did the toilet paper go camping? It wanted to be a roll model for the wilderness!

What did the bar of soap say to the dirty washcloth? Let's clean up your act!

Why did the toothbrush go to the dentist? To get a brush-up on its skills!

Why did the toilet brush always get invited to parties? Because it always knows how to clean up!

What's a cow's favorite bathroom activity? Moooooving its bowels!

Why did the banana go to the bathroom? Because it had to split!

What did the finger say to the toilet paper? I'm on a roll!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're the one I've been looking for!

What did the pea say to the toilet? I hope you don't pee-pea on me!