Why did the antelope use the bathroom? Because it couldn't hold its liquid!

What did the toothbrush say to the mouthwash? We make a great pair!

Why did the toilet paper go on strike? It had too many crappy jobs!

What did one shower head say to the other? Stop raining on my parade!

Why did the soap get a divorce? It couldn't handle the competition!

What did one sink say to the other? You're really draining me!

Why did the toilet paper end up in therapy? It had too many emotional rolls!

What did the mirror say to the sink? You're looking basin.

Why did the sponge go to school? It wanted to soak up knowledge!

Why did the toilet brush feel blue? It had a crappy job.

What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet paper? You really hold things together.

Why did the mirror have a big ego? It always reflected on its looks.

What did the soap dispenser say to the soap bar? Let's pump up the cleanliness!

Why did the towel feel snuggly? It was wrapped up in warmth.

What did the shower curtain say to the shower rod? Let's hang out together.

Why did the drain feel relieved? It finally had a clear path.

What did the toilet lid say to the toilet seat? You lift me up.

Why did the toilet feel empty? It was flushed with emotion.

What did the soap say to the bath sponge? Let's lather up some fun.

Why did the tissue paper feel sentimental? It had a tearful story.

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You make me feel unclogged.