Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen? They had a lot of issues to flush out!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? I'm wiped out from all this!

Why was the germ lonely? It couldn't find any bacteria friends!

What did the burp say after dinner? Excuse me, I have to go see the exit!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? It wanted to find some relief!

Why did the drain call the plumber? It was feeling clogged up!

What did one mold spore say to the other? Let's hang around and grow together!

Why was the soap bar always happy? It had a bubbly personality!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to work with the toilet? It didn't want to brush up on dirty jokes!

Why did the germ get a promotion? It had infectious enthusiasm!

I told my wife she should embrace her inner beauty. She thanked me for calling her a shit.

Why did the toilet paper roll look embarrassed? Because it saw the crack!

What did the soap say to the filthy hand? Lather up, buddy!

Why did the nose refuse to take a bath? It didn't want to come clean!

How did the toilet paper feel after a rough day? Torn up!

What do you call a bathroom that's always in a rush? A powder room!

Why did the hairbrush go to therapy? It couldn't handle all the split ends!

What did the red traffic light say to the green traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing!

Why did the napkin get promoted? It could clean up any mess!

Why did the toothbrush break up with the toothpaste? It was tired of being squeezed!

What did the vomit say to the toilet? You always catch me when I fall!