Why did the toilet paper roll disappear? It got flushed with success!

Why did the toilet paper roll join the football team? It wanted to tackle the competition!

What do you call a bathroom stall with no toilet paper? An empty threat!

Why did the shower curtain go to the therapist? It had too many hang-ups!

What do you call a bathroom with great acoustics? A can-tata hall!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Don't go breaking my heart!

Why did the toilet brush refuse to apologize? It had a tough bristle!

What do you call a bathroom cleaner with musical talent? A scrub-a-dub-dubstep DJ!

Why did the toilet paper roll get a promotion? It really knows how to roll with the punches!

What did the drain say to the clogged sink? Let's get things flowing!

Why did the soap bar feel left out? It couldn't lather up to expectations!

What do you call a bathroom party? A flush mob!

Why was the toilet seat cold? Because it got the chills!

Why did the toothpaste go to school? It wanted to be a tube-er!

What do you call a bathroom magician? The great ex-cremento!

Why did the toilet bowl become a detective? It wanted to solve the case of the missing toilet paper!

What did the bathtub say to the toilet? You're really going down the drain!

Why did the shower sponge feel lonely? It couldn't find its other half!

What do you call a bathroom that's always tidy? Organ-eyesed!

Why did the towel go to the beach? It wanted to soak up some sun!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? I really need some backup here!