Why did the plunger go to the party? It wanted to plunge into the fun!

What did one towel say to the other towel? You're the perfect match for me!

Why did the soap dispenser feel so pumped? It was full of soap-timism!

What's the laziest body part? The bladder, because it always leaks!

Why did the musician go to the bathroom? To drop a sick beat!

Why do bicycles fall over? They're two tired!

Why was the belt arrested in the bathroom? For holding up the pants!

Why do bicycles fall over in the bathroom? Because they are two-tired!

Why did the math book visit the bathroom? To work out its problems!

Why did the bathroom call the plumber? Because it had a leaky faucet!

What do you call it when you're stuck in the bathroom with no TP? A crappy situation!

What's a vampire's favorite thing to do in the bathroom? Count blood cells!

Why did the snot go to school? It wanted to be a part of a nose!

Why did the bacterium always bring a buddy to the bathroom? It didn't want to be all by itself!

What did one toilet say to the other? You stink!

Why did the bacteria break up with the virus? It couldn't stand its clingy nature!

What did one germ say to the other germ in the bathroom? Let's germ together!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be an educated bar!

Why did the toilet go to the dance? Because it knew how to boogie!

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To get to the crack!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you draining well today?