Why don't dinosaurs drive cars? They're all dead!

What did one bathroom mirror say to the other bathroom mirror? I see you!

Why did the germ go to school? To become a major in biology!

What did the shampoo bottle say to the conditioner bottle? Stop following me, you're giving me split ends!

Why did the skeleton go to the bathroom? To wash his bones!

Why did the toilet paper feel lonely? It was on a roll all by itself!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be clean-cut!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? You're so disposable!

What did the mouthwash say to the toothpaste? I wash you were mine!

Why did the toothbrush go to school? It wanted to be the bristle of the class!

What did one soap bar say to the other soap bar? You clean up nicely!

Why did the towel go to the beach? It wanted to dry off in the sun!

What did the toothpick say to the floss? You're such a string bean!

Why did the bathtub feel so sad? It was feeling drained!

What did one drain say to the other drain? Let's stick together!

Why did the toothpaste go to the dentist? It wanted to brush up on its skills!

What did the faucet say to the drain? Let's go with the flow!

Why did the toilet brush go to the store? It needed a little scrubbing up!

What did one hairbrush say to the other hairbrush? You brush me off too much!

Why did the razor feel sharp? It had a close shave!

What did the soap dish say to the soap? You're such a clean cut!