Why was the toilet paper always late to work? Because it got stuck in a roll jam!

What did the toothbrush say to the floss? You always keep me in line!

Why did the toilet paper not want to dance? It had stage fright!

What did the bathroom rug say to the toilet? You lift me up every day!

What did one bathroom stall say to the other? You're looking a little flushed!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You're always sucking me into things!

Why did the toilet paper jump off the toilet? It wanted to get to the bottom faster!

How does the pirate keep his bathroom clean? He uses the hook to scrub the deck!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to work anymore? It was fed up with all the crap!

What did the toothpaste say to the mouthwash? Let's make a clean sweep!

Why did the toilet paper refuse to work overtime? It was wiped out!

What do you call it when a frog uses the toilet? A leap of faith!

Why did the toilet paper roll blush? It saw the toilet brush!

Why did the soap go to school? To become a hand sanitizer!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Bear-bottomed!

Why don't aliens clean their bathrooms? Because they use comet!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? You complete me!

Why did the germ go to the party? It heard it was going to be a snot-fest!

How do you know if a bathroom is haunted? You hear toilet paper screaming for help!

What did the soap say to the dirty hand? Scrub-a-dub-dub, let's clean you up!

Why did the toilet paper run away? It couldn't handle the pressure!